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I prefer carrying my Sat-Nav around than this.

He should have put it over there, another case of Scots missed.

Sat Nav for Highlanders..

If the spinner lands on "Music Stage" , and the player is not exhausted, he may throw again.

Yes, I have a map..

And with this huge aerial, I can finally pick up caber television

This used to be a goal post at Wembley!

The economic recession meant that cabers were in short supply this year.

If I shift this over here, thatll fool the Sassenachs..

Cabers are a doddle

I don't know where I am and I couldn't give a toss

No wee doggies gonna mess my signpost!

The problem with the Javelin is that it will only stick in the ground from one angle. So..

The effects of deforestation are felt at The Highland Games' Caber Toss Event, 2009

With too many good rock-haulers in Scotland these days, Games officials have decided that the winner of the strongman competition will have to move the entire games 3 kilometres.

Should have gone to Specsavers

I wish he'd stop spinning that thing around. I'm busting to know where the loo is.

"Fetch!"

Aye, McTavish always went for the cheapest helicopter

Evidence emerges that Scotland were the first to attempt to develope the helicopter.

Tonight, finally revealed, what scotsmen keep under their kilts.

Angus was determined not to stop and ask directions

Signpostman Prat

Disgruntled with the influx of foreign workers, the Scottish Tourist Information Officer was overheard saying: "Na Poles gonna di ma job!"

Angus wasn't sure about viability of a Highland Games Roadshow.

I wonder if my caption will be moderated for being too Holyrood

New from Mel Gibson, based on a true story, "The Passion of the Braveheart".

Over-competitive Dad to be banned from next year's treasure hunt

Celtic lumber

Eighty-year-old Gordon McDonald was still hidign road-signs in case the Germans landed

Lumberjock

There's water 'round here somewhere

Eighty-year-old Gordon McDonald was still hiding road-signs in case the Germans landed

Sorry, spelling!

He'd always been seen as a bit of a jock.

"Nah, Jimmy. It's longer, brooner and roonder."

Angus' combination compass and weather vane still needed a bit of development

Until the wind blew up McTavish's kilt, it was only Partly Rood

One man and his dog was never like this in my day!

Scottish television weather forecaster tests for lightning ... on Burns Night

"David Cameron upgrades to the 2 milliWatt windmill."

Well, it's quite good, but it's not exactly Oberammergau, is it?

I wonder why everyone keeps telling me to turn left.

Macbeth was certain he had a plan that Great Birnam Wood wasn't going to make it to High Dunsinane Hill.

Orienteering was catching on in the Highlands

The Scots always went in for flag day in a big way

Anybody seen my dirk?

When tracking a haggis always carry a big stick.....or some such.

"... ye'll tak' the high road, and hell tak' the low road......"

The Highland Game new posterboy.

Ooops - correction!

"... ye'll tak' the high road, and he'll tak' the low road......"

Aye, if you're going to go fishing for Nessie, you'll need a devil of a big fly

The gloves were off, and the splinter groups were on

Throw me the way to go home!

Unfortunately, the Director of the Games had decided to re-sign

what Wullie actually wanted, was a few pointers on his caber-tossing technique.....

The Highland Games new posterboy.

McTavish began to wonder if the solar-powered pacemaker had been such a good idea

Angus had offered to do the signing for the deaf

Highland Ecofriendly Windpowered Games

When I catch the *** who nicked my van

"The Gathering" - a remake of The Omen, wasn't as good.

Unfortunately, he'd left the dog whistle in his sporran

Right, two more laps and up the hill and we'll call it a day

When Angus was appointed Postmaster General in the new Scottish Cabinet, this wasn't what he had in mind.

Post-devolution, Scotland's flag was rubbish.

He had a tartanic struggle ahead of him.

Angus had a strange feeling that someone had sabotaged his bagpipes.

Glastonbury locals hope that this year might not be as bad as the last...

MapDonald.

After the success of his o2 Arena summer performances, Michael Jackson moves his Neverland Ranch to the Scottish Highlands. But his head Groundskeeper is confused about where to place the Visitors Information sign-post.

"Well this should slow down Fido!"

Making his way to the 18th Green Bruce was determined to prove square poles do fit into round holes.

Alastair would have been in more pain if he hadn't been wearing his sports training nipplets.

i've been blowing into this for hours and i cannae get a note oot of it !

.......an auld lang sign ?

The Highlanders still hadn't quite grasped the concept of a watch...

There weren't many good options in the pipe and drum corps if you didn't play or dance

Is this a sign of the hard economic times? Cabers have become too expensive so the cabertossers find a substitute.

Sign up for the Highland games they said, so Angus did.

Since the hysterectomy, Supergran didn't know where she was.

What happens in Scotland when the tents arent tied down..

"Follow the signpost" took on a whole new meaning

The Gathering was opened by one of The Spinners folk group

Angus hated that the stereotypical image of the burly, red headed Scot tossing the caber was all the photographers could come up with. And he said as much to his wife that morning over his porridge whilst polishing his bagpipes and swigging from a bottle of Irn-Bru.

We all have our cross to bear. Mine's having no sense of direction.

Special guest John Prescott needed a toothpick

"See the world", they said. "Work at exciting events", they said..
And to think I left my job at the Golf Sale for this.

Aye, when you're wearing a kilt and no pants, you really need to know how strong the wind is

Sign-in, post. Aye, Monitor's initial instructions couldnae a been easier, but now what should ah dee with it.

High-tech rocket assisted caber 'in breach of rules'.

You tak' the high road
And I'll tak' the signpost
And they'll be lost in Scotland
Fore-e-e-ver

Am I from the Scottish Meteorological Office? I AM the Scottish Meteorological Office.

Left the good times pole

New actor for the role of McBeth proves to everyone that he can take direction.

Streetwood Mac

Somehow he felt there should be more to this pole dancing lark.

T'was the gathering of the clans in 2009
Which will be remembered for a very long time

Fantastic catch Dougall

Hamish was determined to help fellow Scot Gordon Brown when he heard he was looking for a new direction.

Trous reckoning was just not on