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Personally, I prefer the ice-cream he makes with Dazs

Only Gunther had had a skinful

Actors rehearse for "Posh - the Ballet"

It always pays to check which country your packet of pork scratchings has come from

Haven't I sinew somewhere before?

Wayne Sleep takes extreme measures after accusations he is "too skinny"

Magazine Monitor deals harshly with the man who stole the £2 bra coupon

John had yet again taken Gunther's casual remark of "slipme some skin" too literally

Proof that, left untreated, halitosis can have devastating consequences..

You toucha ma girl..

It gets worse, apparently he was a leper..

Fred here got mistaken for a cat in Scotland

Another Jenny Craig success story

The dangers of leaping out of the frying pan and into the fire..

The inventor of the first microwave oven celebrates success - at last!

Of course I don't think you're anorexic

Lets see that new Boots wrinkle cream solve this then..

The Rubberband Man remix was proving a hit

Well, it's a bit excessive - for a first offence, it's normally just a horse's head in your bed

Fleshdance

Quick I need a rubber band to fix the whosey-whats-it

So what did you say this Medusa dame looked like?

I'd be hopping mad if someone stole all my fleshy bits too

"Never mind the side effects; this Swine Flu vaccine really works!"

Ah,ah,ah,ah Flaying alive

Told you not to go too near the light

Tetanus - know the risks

Another Size Zero model makes its debut.

The Full Monty - the Director's cut

"I know I said your could take a DNA sample - but not a pound of flesh!"

I told you not to go sun-bathing before opening night - you know you always peel

I don't think much of this new age ventriloquism, Harry.

"I'm distantly related to Kevin Bacon, you know."

Yeah, well I'm always careful to jump off at the end of an escalator

I wonder what happened to that ref in the Chelsea match?

The Muppets in fitness bootcamp ahead of Michelle Obama's visit

Margot Fonteyn and Rudolf Nureyev brought out of retirement for one last staging of Coppelia.

Piranhas was it?

He's highly strung.

This is the main body of my work.

Shaolin v Predator

C3PO posed for the first of many "Page 3" appearances.

I can also touch my nose with my tongue.

The proof that a 6-pack is muscle work, not a beer gut.

I don't have to worry about holes in my tights like this.

There's more than one way to skin a cap.....

Leonardo and Kate didn't look like this in Titanic, did they?

"Me and my sh-a-a-adow...."

Gunther was a shadow of his future self.

"I don't care he hasn't got any skin - what's that sticking out of his bottom?!"

The Burns Unit of the Royal Free was always a happy place.

Happy days, before swine flu, when all he had to worry about was flesh-eating bacteria.

This is what happens when you leave your body to science - the musical

New virtual reality software not quite ready for release.

Ballack dancer

The audience could see there was something missing in the latest production of 'The Nutcracker'.

Cantona. The Musical.

He Lakshmi. He Lakshmi not.

Look. No Hans.

Shylock's 'Pound of Flesh' scene cut from 91Èȱ¬ Drama "The Merchant of Venice" amid public revulsion.

Was that twenty four applications of depilatory cream every one hour, or..

Gunther was happy to appear in before and after adverts for Botox

"I remember Arlene Philips saying to me, 'You know when you've been Tangoed'"

Well, I think the first thing to do is to stop that sneezing fit of yours ...

Maybe you ought to ask to be transferred from head keeper at the vultures' aviary to something safer - tigers perhaps?

Happy days, before swine flu, when all he had to worry about was flesh-eating bacteria.

And in today's lesson, we'll be considering the gender of nouns and why German Vocabulary uses male 'der', female 'die', and neutral 'das'.

I don't think Burke and Hare were quite quick enough on this one

"After some minor success at whipping tablecloths from under a set meal for three, I have now moved on to people's skins! TA - DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

Damien Hirst? Er, never heard of him.

"Hey, we've found the problem with the server. We think it's Perkins from Tech Support. Guess that explains why we haven't seen him around for awhile."

Wayne's contribution to the piece was recognised in its title: Gunther Sleep

J. J. Abrams assembles the original cast of Star Trek for just one more film ...

Well, we were clearing out the loft...

Heston Blumenthal creates his Medical Feast for Channel 4

After Boots launch their anti wrinkle cream, 'Everything A Pound' reveal their caustic soda based competitor.

The Royal Ballet model the latest in leotard design.

The Scarecrow asked for a brain; for the Tinman, a heart; and the Lion, courage. The Plasticman's aspirations were somewhat smaller.

And the house comes with your very own dungeon...

I told you to watch out for the Sun's ultra-violent rays

"SOLD to the lady skeleton in the third row!"

Hang on. I think you've misunderstood how The Emperor's New Clothes is supposed to go.

The recession had reduced Mr Muscle to a bit part in a touring show.

For once, critics are unanimous that Haigh is an unsuitable subject for a musical

Warning: looking at naked people through X-ray specs may have unintended results.

No, I recommended peach oil in your bath, not bleach

Despite Daedalus's warnings, Icarus had leapt too near the Sun.

PC Bertram wanted to look his best now he had been promoted to the Criminal Investigation Department, and decided to take a CID bath

Vorsprung durch Plastik.

"If people don't like it," said Gunther von Hagens, "It's no skin off my nose."

When Nuryev saw that scary bloke who does live televised autopsies creeping upi behind him, he litereally jumped out of his skin

Art student's skin vanishing act.

The Harry Potter poster reacted badly to almost being kicked by a skinless ghoul.

Gunther von Hagens premieres Stravinsky's new ballet "The Rite of Skin"

'Strictly' judges take their criticism to the next level.

"And this is how Hannibal crossed the Alps...Hannibal Lecter that is"

Bruce Lee goes in for skinned-flicks

And everyone wondered just how was Gunther managing to hold up the model.

Slim-Fast. Does exactly what it says on the tin.

Revealed at last - Cher's stem cell