Which bit of me shall I get waxed?
Dear Webfriends,
Been a while since I’ve done one of these so here goes. Celebrity Scissorhands is featuring heavily on the show at the moment, which must be the best blanket promotion that 91Èȱ¬3 has ever had...
That said, it is hilarious TV, especially the sight of our very own Vidal Sassoon breaking down in tears only to be comforted by Brandon Block. You couldn’t write this as the weird world of wash and blows continues to amuse and amaze.
Talking of which there is talk of me and Dom getting ourselves waxed for charity. Personally I’ve never found the prospect of having the hair ripped from my body with glue and carpet tape particularly appealing, but if the price is right it might have to happen.
I’m thinking that my hairy legs may not be a good idea, as a result of the pain, size of job, more pain and the possible sillyness of living with patchy legs for the rest of my life. Therefore I might opt for the bottom or back as an alternative???
As a hair removal novice, any suggestions on this tricky conundrum will be gratefully received. I know that the Internet’s very own Hoop Dogg (bottom pic, so to speak, who helps me post these annual blogs) would like Dom and I to be a little smoother, perhaps like these fellas
Whether that’s possible or not in one session remains to be seen. Before I get anywhere the treatment table though, some serious cashmoney needs to be pledged for Children In Need. ‘Shave my arse, save the world!’ Or something like that.
In other news, I might have chilli con carne for my tea tonight?
Until next time
Kind Thoughts
Dave.
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i reckon you should get it all waxed!
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I vote go like dom, and get your hair waxed off your head.
OR - Back, sack and a crack!
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I vote chili con carne, with a side helping of arse hair.
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I would pay good moneyto charidee to see Dave's arse....... ;O)
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If Hoop Dog is posting your blog entries he needs to tell you to stop writing them in Word! (And pasting them across without changing to plain text first.)
Thanks to whacky symbol-ness, this is what some of us are seeing:
"You couldn’t write this"
"the Internet’s very own Hoop Dogg"
"€˜Shave my arse, save the world!’"
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It's got to be the back, sack and crack. It's all for charity...
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Dave, you gotta go the whole hog and get the back, sack and craic waxed haha
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