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Hi is there any chance you could send me the leeds song we have got to zero, i have been trying to download it for weeks and have been unsuccessful.

cheers

any chance u can send tht song u did for leeds to me e-mail? the we will get to zero 1

Hi Aled,
I was at a fayre in London on sunday and was handed a leaflet asking for help and I wondered if Radio 1 could help too?
This is what the leaflet said:
Action Required:
MONKEY IN A CAGE By Maria Daines.
Dear friends,
This powerful anti-vivisection protest song "monkey in a cage" has been written with a view to recommending it to animal lovers worlwide. Our aim is to see this reach the UK Top 10 music chart.
PLEASE HELP US!
Please download Monkey in a cage between the 20th and 25th august 2007 from:
http:/www.indiestore.com/miacdownload (a charge of 79p will apply)
All download charges will be donated to the welsh primate rescue charity Cefn-yr-Erw.

Spread the word and pass this on to everyone you know. thankyou for your support.

Im passing this on to you, dont know if you ever read these and I know its nothing to do with the show (keep up the good work guys - love the show btw) but if anyone cares can you pass it on,

Thanks!

wish i could be in Brighton for the show but alas i am going off for my hols!!!!sun,sea and booze - lol.
will listen in though whilst i am getting a tan on the beach.
love the show,makes me laugh

I think the whole team should have big bowls strapped to their heads and they should be filled with something like triffle. Then everyone will have to resist the urge to jump up and down to the foo's coz they end up covered in food!...They'll be the food fighters!

Somebody should go to work at R2 for the day. Get some experience for the move, when it comes.

Or count all of Aled's exclaimation marks! In this blog! And anywhere else he writes stuff! Yay!!!

One of them should be made to wear skin tight lycra spandex and walk around all day hugging everyone!
or
Another will have to wear a sandwhich board which shows an embarasing picture of them in a rather 'compromising' position blown upto size A1 !
or
Another has to count all the grains of sand of brighton beach, while people randomly throw buckets of water at them!

A nice enough torture.

Everyone swap football teams. Each member of the Moyles Work Gang should go dressed in the kit of football team supported by another member. Occasionally they should also sing any of that teams chants on stage and generally rant about how great they are.

So
Chris - Chelsea kit
Dave - Leeds United
Rachel - Everton
Dominic - Kidderminster Harriers
Carrie - Liverpool

Have fun,
Adie in Dundee

3 random team members...Dom, Carrie & Rachel... should put on a topless BLUE MAN GROUP performance before the Foo Fighters take the stage.

By the way, I listen to your show 6 hours later on Sirius Radio.

Simon in Oklahoma, USA :)

I think life's a bitch should be as follow:

All the presenters should stay looking after Dave's new baby and all their partners should go to Brighton and get drunk!!!!

Thanks

Aled,

That trick with Sky+ you mentioned doesn't work!

So you're watching a program, press 'backup' and then '4', right?
When I press 'backup' I get the Sky+ program listing. If I go into the programme and press '4' it starts watching from 4 mins in, not 4 mins on from where I was...

For the life's a bitch i think they shud..

All dress up teenage mutant ninja for the entire weekend..

I think chris should abscond from eating pies and drinking beer for the weekend i think that would be torture for him.

Sandy, Hamilton

Hello people.

I feel that the team should dress up as the spice girls and possibly perform one of the songs at the Foo's gig.

Enjoy the weekend.

JC

I think the whole team should disguse themselves as tramps...all go off and beg in there chosen area...who ever has the most money at the end of the day wins...Obviously then the money goes to charity!!

I think Chris and the whole team should be the Foo fighters backing dancers, all wearing chearleaders outfits and use pom poms. The dance routines should be moves like the ymca and other random stuff.

I think that Chris (or maybe the whole team) should jog on a treadmill for the whole of the foo fighters gig.

That way Chris cant get out of his new fitness regime

I think Chris should wear one of those traditional sumo-wrestling costumes for his life's a bitch task.
Those strange pants evidently give a horrible wedgy. haha

Have fun watever happens,

Kayleigh xxxx

Life's a bitch
The whole crew, dressed up like BABY'S. Big man (and women) diper's, big dummy's to suck on, big lolly pop's.
Walking around Brighton and going on stage in such clobber would be hilarious.

Go on, Be a baby for the weekend!!!

i think u should kum 2 r weddin u an the team chris on the 21/8/07 it could b fun lol hav fun at wot ever u is doin mate

I think the life's a bitch should be for the whole team.

Numbers are drawn from a hat and relate to a person, you are then handcuffed to that person for the weekend, also you have to pack their suitcase and they pack yours :)

xx

I think the life's a Bitch task should be that everyone going should have to shave off both of their eyebrows and draw new ones on in black, thick eyebrow pencil.

Life's a bitch task could be re enacting the famous Jim'll Fix It sketch, where they have to eat a burger and drink a milkshake on a rollercoaster ride!

Lovin the show...x

the loser should dress up as a nun.
A good mix is the Michael Jackson song don't stop mix

Life's a bitch task should be one of the team singing on stage by themselves at the end of the Foo Fighters gig. They could do a rap or something... They'd make a right fool of themselves!

Life's a bitch should be being nice to Aled for the whole weekend and being his PA. Then they should be fined if they are nasty to him and then Aled can buy himself a nice present with the proceeds!!
Love the show, listen everyday on my way to work and in the office. Leanne x

I Think For The Lifes A Bitch Holiday, Chris Moyles Would Have To Wear "Gran" Style Clothing All Weekend (e.g - Lots Of Knitting And Embarrassing Things All Over The Outfit. But - The Outfit Would Have A Hole Where His Bum Would Fit, Therefore It Would be Sticking Out All Weekend!

See How You Feel!

xx

for LAB everyone else in the breakfast team should ridicule everything that Chris Moyles says and cut short every sentence so that he doesn't get any point across for the whole of the show. That way it could be shown what a skill it is to do what Chris makes seem so easy.

I think Chris should have to eat bush tucker for every meal at the Brighton weekend,wear tarzan outfit and sleep on the beach in a shack which he has to make himself.
No Brighton Metropole for Chris!

Those annoying people who come upto you and charge you for sitting on a sun lounger on the beach (even if its pissistantly raining) That should be the job for Lifes a Bitch. Or Get them to dress up in a cheerleaders outfit with a pair of roller boots on and serve in a local bar.

I think that someone should have to wear a wetsuit all weekend, with flippers, goggles and a snorkel. They Should have to consume all drinks through the snorkel with the aid of a funnel. Have a good one.

Rich.

Hey chris!!

one of the crew should have to dress up as an adult baby (nappy and all) like those wierd fettish people and that person are only allowed to eat baby food and rusks and can only drink milk. Someone will also obviously have to dress as the mother and can't leave the baby alone at all and has to tend to his every need!!!

How about the person who is kicked out of the foozzzz gig has to then go back in when it's all finished and pick up all the litter.

Cheers mate

Dave
from sunny Gt Yarmouth

For a Life's a bitch scenario how about someone has to go to the foo fighters gig with a lamp shade over their head.

Hi guys,
How about someone has to watch the foo fighters with a pair of those weird foggy glasses you get in those birthday stores. GREAT SHOW!

Someone should have to wear a clown outfit with big clown trousers, and lots of stinky fish in them during the whole foo fighters gig/beech party.

I think that the life's a bitch person should have to spend the whole Foo Fighters gig dressed as Timmy Mallett.

Alex.

I really do think that someone should go for a swim sunbathe and roll in the sand regardless of the weather!(C'mon Chris get your toggs off!!)

I think for life's a bitch should be Chris having to look after Dave's baby from the minute he arrives in brighton to the minute he leaves with no help whatsoever from anyone, not even Jane or Sophie.

Sorry Chris, loving your work.

XXXX

i think that chris and the team should dress up like jesters and perform juggling tricks and jestery ness to warm up the croud before the foo fighters gig!

chris should be made to where pink speedo`s all day then at the end of the day he should run down the beach andrun into the water let`s see how much of a man he is from shippers in brighton

I think chris sud try to make summit hudge in the sand as the tide is coming in something that is ment to take ages with lots of detail he has to finish it without the tide washing it away. x x

morning all, my L,A,B task would be for Chris to speak to his celeb buddy Paul Mckenna, and have all of the team, hypnotized for the sat show, each member would be given a special word that they would react to, (basically make an ass out of them)
obviously no one will know any of the special words but they will be obvious ones like Brighton (have chris prance around the stage), Foo Fighters (dave start sparing on his own in a Rocky style) etc,

life would be a bitch

Hello
I think for the Lifes a bitch in Brighton the team with the exclusion of Dave should care for one of those baby dolls that records how good a job you have done at being a parent!
Listen every morning.
Justine x

lifes a bitch-chris should have to listen to jordan and peters 'a whole new world' through headphones every time he interupts someone in the team.he he he

I think for your "life's a bitch" punishment, you should all try to spit on Chris Moyles without him noticing so he's really wet when he meets Dave Grohl.

Don't tell him until afterwards.

I think the "lifes a Bitch" punishment should be Baby Sit while Dave and the missus head off to the Foo Fighters gig.

im a discrace i havn`t listend to radio 1 for 4 weeks

How was Thorpe Park yesterday?? u manage to make it on stealth? Adrenaline rush or what!!!!

I think a lifes a bitch punichment should be, every time one of the crew puts their hands/arms in the air or sings along to one of the songs, they must remove an item of clothing

How about the the person who gets lifes a bitch has to have their suitcase packed by the rest of the gang, they get to chose what clothes the person wears, and all the accessories which you take away with you.

I think the life's a Bitch task should be dressing up in full ballerina costume for the whole weekend and pirouetting across the stage at random intervals during the gig. I'd love to see pictures of Chris doing that!

how about all the team (especially carrie ) wear a borat bathing suit all weekend NICE

Dress as a gimp, making sure everyone can tell it is Chris.

Lifes a bitch should be a team member going to the foofighters gig with every one else but having to wear dark glasses (impaired vision)and an MP3 player with crap tunes playing tv themes telly tubbies etc.......

I think the 'lifes a bitch' person or one of them should have to serve alcoholic beverages in one of the outlets at the Foo Fighters gig! And they are not allowed to drink any either! We all know busy the beer cues get!

And they could do it dressed up as a can of cider, larger, vodka, etc (other drinks are available!)

Wear a tshirt saying im a hippo and run round shouting im a hippo at people woooooooooooooo

Howabout, at the foo fighters gig, the person who has life's a bitch has too stand outside the concert acting as security checking that everybody has a ticket. When they all go in (the crowd that is!), the "bitch" has to clean up the area outside of any rubbish, get drinks for the other security, and help organise the safe departure of the crowd and stop any gatecrashers from getting in. (In other words, they know there's a fantastic concert going on inside and they won't get to see it!) The "beech" stands right next to the stage, the best view of the house, supplied with champagne and nibbles. The loser also has to drive the winner to and from the gig, try and find parking (legally) and be outside the gig before the doors open.

lederhosen + chained to someone in lederhosen

i think lifes a bitch should be each one of you should dress up and impersinate another member of the team of the opposit sex all weekend (good luck trying to match those boobs guys)

Whoever gets chosen for "lifes a bitch" (maybe Chris or Dave?) should have to accompany Aled to the bar at The Amsterdam Hotel whilst Dave Grohl and co are playing. Aled would feel quite at home here but maybe the others would not! Anyway, I have my ticket for Friday night so see you there, any donations of tickets for The Indoor Beach Party would be put to very good homes, ie me!

I text this morning, but i still think you should dress aled up as a leprechaun and have him on stage morris dancing all the way through the foo fighters gig!!!

have folkface unite ageain to do a busking session in brighton, but have aled write their lyrics in welsh

Hiya

first i jus wanna say im not goin to brighton .!

second im not seein the foo fighters.Grrrr ! Jelous

so i fort id make a plan but i cldnt fink of one so im hopin it rains like hell !

Luc x

for lifes a bitch you could hand over the breakfast show to me. its going to happen. your show has been the same for the last three years and its falling on it's arse at the moment.

I think chris should walk around in full make-up done by Aled and just his boxers all weekend, whatever the weather!

I quite like the way you define what 'bitch' is.

walk backwards for the whole weekend

Dress as Dafydd from little Britain all weekend (as Brighton is the ga capital of the uk).

Opt 1

They could dress as Daffyd from little britain ( as brighton is the uk gay capital) all weekend!!

Right I am neither going to Brighton or the Foo Fighter's gig and I'm jealous?

I reckon to ruin your weekend in Brighton I could just rely on god and hope it pours down, but that would be too easy.

Instead I have devised a plan to take over the world with millions of Chris Moyles and Mr Blobby look-a-like creatures I have created and they will march on brighton singing Locomotion by Kylie and drown out the sounds of anything else happening in Brighton!!!

Or just cut all power to Brighton!

Right I am neither going to Brighton or the Foo Fighter's gig and I'm jealous?

I reckon to ruin your weekend in Brighton I could just rely on god and hope it pours down, but that would be too easy.

Instead I have devised a plan to take over the world with a millions of Chris Moyles and Mr Blobby

hi there aled,well i think chris should spend an hour busking[singing]with me on oxford street,i play guitar[badly]and the fat boy sings badly,
what an awfull combination.
the money raised could go to a worthy charity!!!
what do you think??
i live in hull yorkshire
but would be happy to travel down for a laugh.

A life's a bitch scenario could be continually going on the same ride at the end of the pier with ice cream in hand. Love the show...coming to Brighton Melsx