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Are you sitting comfortably, boys and girls? Then I'll begin.

Once upon a time there were five handsome minstrels who liked to ruffle up their hair and sing songs to win the hearts of fair maidens. They were astonishingly good at it, too, as they were both youthful and very fair of face. They were also surprisingly tall. As a performing troupe, the minstrels called themselves One Night Only, and their names were known throughout the land.

One day, two of these minstrels - named George and Mark - found themselves in a messy backstage dressing room, deep in the land of Cornwall. There, a grumpy old troll waved a microphone under their noses and forced them to speak about things, without enqiring first as to what kind of things the two minstrels would like to discuss. They wanted to break away, but some trollish magic held them in its grip, and they could do nothing but obey.

And then they woke up and it was all a dream. The End. Here's the interview.