How To Destroy...Fall Out Boy
NOTE: It has taken me many months to uncover the secret of Fall Out Boy's fallibility. At first I thought it would be simply a question of putting a paper bag over Pete Wentz's face, thus dramatically reducing the band's average level of hotness by a huge margin. However, this blow would not actually destroy the band, unless I was to also put a bung in Patrick Stump's mouth, and tie up Andy and Joe's hands...which is a lot of effort to go to, and they could always just untie each other.
Thankfully a simpler and more elegant solution presented itself, in the form of an enormous Jumbo Jet coming down upon our tiny foursome like a great big metal dragon full of businessmen and luggage.
'Infinity On High'? Damn straight.
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