How To Destroy...Kid Rock
NOTE: I was toying with the idea of wrapping him in a page from the tabloids, because, as anyone who has played Paper Scissors Stone can tell you, paper beats rock. But it's not the ONLY thing which does. And the more I looked at the man's granite-like face, the more I wondered what it would take to get that hat off him. After months of diligent research and experimentation, the answer became clear.
I should also add that playing with dynamite is a really bad idea, even if you have a rapping rock star to obliterate. But then, how many of us have got access to dynamite on a day-to-day basis? And of the few who have, how many don't know that it's dangerous?
That's what I thought...
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