How To Destroy...R.E.M.
NOTE: Forget the fact that Michael Stipe's head is rapidly filling with water and that this is why there's a slight bluish tinge to his facial features. I say 'slight' out of politeness, for the same reason that you never say someone's massive nose is as big as it really is, or that their teeth are the same size and shape as Bugs Bunny's. It's not nice.
Anyway, forget it. The important thing to realise, before you all go running towards Michael and scrabbling at his ears, is that you need a Captain Hook hook on your hand, if you wish to empty out his cranial fishtank. That's the law.
This is for largely for hygeine reasons, but there's an element of cool to it too.
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