How To Destroy...The Feeling
NOTE: Don't play with electricity. Just don't. I once put the electrodes from my electric train set in my mouth (I was 8, and stupid), and nearly died as a result, so I know what I'm talking about. I mean you might want to try it, just to see what happens. I know I did. But what happens is you get thrown across the room and you can't control your muscles to pull the damn things out of your mouth and it hurts and you can't see properly and...just don't do it, OK? Trust me!
Having said that. If Dan Gillespie Sells turns out to be a flesh-eating zombie or something, well then it might be alright. But check with a grown-up first, OK?
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Haha I can beat that. I was fixing the router once way back when dad had bought one in america and just for quickness had wound the wires together with a regular plug instead of fixing them in. Anywaay they'd come untwisted a bit and I couldn't get them tightly done with my fingers... so I bit down on them and twisted it.. it got them tight alright.. but I'd forgotten to unplug it first. SO SORE.