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Never mind that Dan is wearing a television throughout this video, or that Mr Le Sac has angel wings, or that there is cleavage on display, but not the kind that Nuts readers would enjoy...the key thing about this video is that Scroob wears his watch with the face pointing out from his inner wrist. Freaky, huh?

How you wear your wrist-watch is to be one of those great dividers which people never really talk about. Some people wear their watches facing outwards, and others wear theirs facing inwards. But it's very rare for an outy person to switch over and become an inny, or vice versa.

Both sides claim they do it because it feels more natural and comfortable that way, and yet, it's a wrist-watch, it's not something which is hard-wired into our DNA, they've only been in widespread use for about 100 years. And it doesn't seem to be a split which takes into account left or right-handedness either.

And there's more. What with mobile phones and stuff, people are wearing watches less and less these days, which seems a shame, as they can really add something to a forearm. That said, the writers of the world's spam emails seem to still think that the one thing we all want after we've had parts of ourselves made longer is a new watch. Maybe even a fake Rolex!

Lord knows why the next thing they think we would want after groinal surgery is a flashy timepiece. Maybe they think that everyone who gets these spam mails will see the watch and immediately realise that you, the owner, must have either already had it done, or never needed it doing in the first place.

And maybe if you're wearing the watch on your inner wrist, that's a way of saying you don't really want to brag...but you could if you needed to. A point the PipSac must be trying to make on a very subtle level.

Just as well the song is good too, or we might not have had the chance to really think about the issue like this, right?