Whiny Sappy People...
You know how sometimes you read a quote in a news story, and you realise that it'll just have been some drunken moment, or worse, entirely made up, but yet it still makes your head throb with TOTAL RAGE and you want to SMASH THINGS into SMALL PIECES and them STAMP the SMALL PIECES into the CARPET and then NOT HOOVER THEM UP...yeah?
Grizzled road warrior Luke Pritchard from the Kooks has been telling the Mirror why Lily Allen is a total wuss for cancelling her US tour dates, especially as she claims to be worn out and homesick. Apparently she didn't earn the right to be tired, or something.
"We were on the road for about two years and it's tough, but it's fun. Lily only did about two gigs and, bang, she was in the Top 10 or something. I find it a bit strange that solo artists can pop out of nowhere without really having been on the road."
Oh for God's sake! What are you now, Motorhead? You're LUKE from out of the POP BAND called the KOOKS. You went to STAGE SCHOOL...WITH LILY ALLEN. Wherever she has come from, SO HAVE YOU. REMEMBER?
Someone duck his head in cold water, please? Oh wait, there's more...
"People are different and Lily finds it hard being away from home. But how hard is it playing your music and having people asking you about yourself? That's what it's all about."
Well, maybe she's got a lower boredom threshold for herself than you have, fella...you ARE the man who wrote the endlessly smug lyric "she came to my show just to hear about my day", after all.
There. I feel so much better now...
PS: A fiver says Lily slams him better than you or I ever could...
Comments
I liked how she blogged it on myspace.. sarcasm queen lol. I don't think any less of her for it certainly. I'm too busy moaning about all those people who live off state benefits because they're too lazy to hold a job down. Call me crazy.
She said she's been getting really drunk because she was nervous about giving bad shows though. That sounds a tad silly.
aww shut up and leave the kooks alone
and lily allen is a full on head melter, and deserves a taste of her own medicine
Lily is a SOLO artist so has to carry most of the show herself, this dude has a whole band to lean on when things get rough. Ultimately Lily is on her own, so what if she wants to go home?
What a pr*ck. The Kooks are terrible. Fact.
bless her why cant Luke just leave Lily alone its her life why is he getting invloved when he dosent even know her?
But lily does need knocking down a peg or two since she is always doing the same to other people and while i agree with some of the things she says she disses others a little too much for her own good.