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Fraser McAlpine | 15:58 UK time, Monday, 21 May 2007

How To Destroy Muse

PUBLIC SERVICE NOTE: It is well known that Matt and the boys have the benefit of all the latest technology, and are probably all timelords or something. However they are not DEFINITELY timelords, so should you ever need to rid the universe of this supermassive band of brainiacs, why not get friendly with a dalek? Be warned though, daleks can be a little grumpy, and just a touch kill-happy, so maybe just point the murderous pepperpot at Muse and then run like hell, OK?

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  1. At 04:31 PM on 21 May 2007, Kat wrote:

    Ooh so it's working now then. You must've said sorry :P

    How to destroy good as always.. you should do em more often though :P

    Knock knock!

  2. At 04:50 PM on 21 May 2007, Kat wrote:

    (I think they must still be mad you know..)

  3. At 07:23 PM on 21 May 2007, Hazel wrote:

    This is my new favourite thing ever.

  4. At 09:19 PM on 21 May 2007, wrote:

    rid the world, no, not the world, the UNIVERSE of muse and their conspiracy theories?!? :O you would be destroying some of the only true english talent of the present age! :P (artic monkeys etc are NOT true talent) and theyr amazing live obviously.....at least let them play wembely...mcr are supporting, im soo jealous! grrrr, and biffy clyro...my friends sis is going, LUCKY!

    'knock knock!'...whos there?

    [I've Dunnup - Fraser]

  5. At 09:43 PM on 21 May 2007, wrote:

    "i've dunnup" ..... huh :S iv never heard that term before...would you please do me the honour in extending my vocabulary and telling me what it means?? thankyou :)

    [It's the next line in the knock-knock joke..."knock knock", "who's there?", "I've dunnup", "I've dunnup who?", "URRR YOU'VE DONE A POO!". Trust me, five year olds think that is the funniest joke EVER MADE. - Fraser]

  6. At 10:10 PM on 21 May 2007, Kat wrote:

    doctor :D

  7. At 10:22 PM on 21 May 2007, wrote:

    im starting to worry about your mental age fraser :S

    dr who?? (did u watch it this weekend?? very good :D)

  8. At 10:22 PM on 21 May 2007, Kat wrote:

    Fraser as lovely as that is.. we're not five.. and I was assuming neither were you :P

    [How many knock-knock jokes do you know which are aimed at an older audience? Your contribution was the Doctor Who knock-knock joke. A much more mature version, I must say... - Fraser]

  9. At 10:29 PM on 21 May 2007, Kat wrote:

    Do ya really wanna know that now Fraser? ;) There are MANY!

    No I didn't watch it, I hardly ever watch proper tv lol

    [Go on then, Little Miss Revision. Tell me one... - Fraser]

  10. At 10:54 PM on 21 May 2007, Kat wrote:

    On a site for CHILDREN!!? I couldn't possibly! :P

    [For the record, Kat did include a knock-knock joke here which is splendidly sweary (and therefore not for public consumption. It's very funny though. - Fraser]

  11. At 05:11 PM on 12 Jul 2007, DaNnY wrote:

    Destroy Muse, err, NO.

  12. At 08:13 PM on 21 Aug 2007, JT wrote:

    Destroy Muse, Err, YES.
    Muse are bound to be immortal aliens so if you need to get rid of them again then use this photo:

    and run them over with a huge truck.

  13. At 01:15 PM on 13 Nov 2007, Andy wrote:

    For every fan a famous band has there are 3 haters. MUSE has about 30 million haters right now and they are all equally sad and blessed with half a brain

    [But a pretty good sense of humour. Which is handy. - Fraser]

  14. At 10:48 AM on 09 Dec 2007, Suzzy wrote:

    i like that way that their shoes are still there, do darleks not kill shoes???

    [No. They don't understand them. They fear shoes. - Fraser]

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