Fun At The Brit Awards - Part 4
OTHER THINGS I HAVE MYSELF WITNESSED IN THE BACKSTAGE AREA...
Sharon Osbourne and Louis Walsh told Radio 1 journalists that they are considering streaking across the stage (ie - running around with no clothes on. I know you know what it means, but we should be aware of the enormity of the situation). On behalf of all the stomach-fluid-maintaining peoples of the world, I can only PRAY TO THE VERY HEAVENS that this does not come to pass. Unless it's during Take That, because that might be rather fun.
Muse are rocking the two-tone colour scheme quite heavily. Dominic is wearing black and white brogue shoes and his black blazer with the white piping, and Matt is wearing an amazing black and cream frock coat, which you'll have seen on the telly. He claims this is because he's just seen 'March Of The Penguins' and liked it so much he wanted to be one.
Nerina Pallot is wearing very light-coloured tights (or stockings, there's no socially acceptable way to check, really) with a black line up the back, just like they used to do, way back in World War II. Which proves that Nerina is herself not immune to the condition she sang about in her song 'Everybody's Gone To War'. This is very themic and therefore totally clever.
Joss Stone is EVERYWHERE (and these are her shoes). And despite baffling everyone by pretending to be an even MORE loudly dressed Amy Winehouse when announcing her award, she claims not to care what people have to say about her: "Call me a bitch, call me a diva, I don't care so long as you're listening to my music..."
But y'know, people? Even if you're not listening, you go right ahead. She's worth it...
Amy Winehouse could not have looked more uncomfortable in her party frock and clumpy shoes. She was doing that twisty heel thing that little girls do when their uncle says "look how you've GROWN!" whenever anyone pointed a camera in her direction. And she told Chris Moyles "I just wanna get into my jeans!", . Which makes her the anti-Joss Stone and therefore great. So there.
It is impossible to shut Nelly Furtado up. All you need to do is mention a song, or have a song on in the background (like 'Purple Rain' by Prince, which was on the PA in a break in filming) and she just starts trilling away. She must be SUCH annoying passenger on long car journeys. And you know what else, I bet she's hyperactive. She should be kept away from red Smarties AT ALL COSTS...
Fun At The Brit Awards - Part 1
Fun At The Brit Awards - Part 2
Fun At The Brit Awards - Part 3
Fun At The Brit Awards - Part 4
Fun At The Brit Awards - Part 5
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