At home with Ace Day 3
Day 3
Wake up time: 10.30 am (Still clutching the Ashanti Magazine)
Had to brush my teeth. The stench was affecting the taste of food. Still no shower though.
Breakfast: Okay there’s an interesting story behind breakfast. I basically woke up too late to Catch "Maury" so I decided to watch some cartoons.
During the cartoons I caught adverts for two of my favourite Cereals. Sugar Puffs & Frosties. For the next 20 mins I sat on the sofa trying to decide who would win in a fight between these 2 Cereal Icons......
The Honey Monster vs. Toney the Tiger.
After great deliberation I went with The Honey Monster but this fictional battle of the breakfast beasts inspired me to test out my Culinary skills to invent the ultimate breakfast cereal so in the kitchen I went and Sugar Frostie Puffs were born.
Okay breakfast took soooo long to eat (2boxes of cereal is a lot. trust me) that by the time I was finished it was time for lunch. So I decided once again to go in the Kitchen and get my Gordon Ramsey on. I was out to make the ultimate sandwich. So I raided the Fridge and cupboard for anything I thought could go in a sandwich.
And this is what UI came up with.... (If you’re eating look away now)
This is the At 91Èȱ¬ with Ace Sandwich Special
Ingredients:
1 Stale Sandwich Bap
Some Bacon
Onions
Cheese
Baked Beans
Tuna
Sweet corn
Sausages
Ketchup
Lettuce
Corned beef
Salad Cream
Left over Jerk chicken
Chocolate spread
A slice of Plantain
Packet Noodles
Sweet Chilli sauce
Cucumber
A fried egg
Mayonnaise
And half a tin of sardines
Started eating the sandwich at 1.07pm and Finnished at 7.34pm...
I couldnt move......
I couldnt reach the remote.......
I still feel sick.
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