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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) SPAIKUS Here are some Spaikus submitted by 91热爆 7 listeneres
Prize winning entries are starred
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | ![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | C Oldham
Not hackneyed or trite,
but bright and sharp as a knife,
Giving weird thoughts life
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Brian Matheison
Forget the Goon Show;
Spike's epitaph must remain
His jibe at Prince Charles.
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Will Green
Try saying Spaiku
after somebody sneezes
and they'll say thank you
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Gavin Jackson
Principle Goon gone
So where do we go from here?
Spike still sadly missed
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Colin Heaney
From Goon to Puckoon
From Italian trench to home again
Grams (FX) Applause!
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Graham Coyne
Door bound they tell me
To turn the knob on my side
My knob is elsewhere
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Graham Coyne
Ying Tong Ying Tong Ying
Tong Ying Tong Ying Tong Tiddle
I Ho Thats All Folks
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Robin Obermuller
"A haiku?" cried Spike
"I'll never conform to this,
Oh no, I just have"
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | John Lewis
Thanks, dear old Spike,
Goon but never forgotten:
I laughed till I cried.
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Steve Williams
This man was a goon,
A great buffoon I鈥檓 quite sure,
His like never seen before.
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Sam Proctor
The sad irony -
He made us laugh so much, while
his psyche was tortured
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Chris Lawson
Spaiku!? Impose form
On Milligan? When did he
Ever play by the...[damn!]
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Angela Stock
Spike's gift of'bizarre'
In word, thought, & deed extolls
his creed-'run for it!'
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Geoff Park
Dear Spike Milligan
Now you are Spike Milligone
Shame, there's only one!
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Russell Pledge
Milligan now gone,
Your books being delivered,
when club accounts clear.
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Matt Kruczek![fifth prize](/staticarchive/d47e6c7d107414fbc9c28a0e3bec24cca59a9364.gif)
Only Spike could make
Ying tong iddle-i-po
Fit in a Haiku
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | David O'Neill
There once was a goon
called "Spike" who decided to
write a haiku. As ...
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David O'Neill
The seventeenth syllable
Was not very fillable
He made it a limerick too.
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | David Laturner
Haikus miss the point
No rigid form can praise the
Man who broke the mould
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Steve Done
Humour, Human, hmmm...
Who more able to hue more
Meaning from two words?
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | The doc
Spike would have known that
Unusual Haiku poems
Are best kept in homes
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S.Moodie
He has been deaded.
What are we going to do now?
Jibber-jabber-jew?
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | David Griffiths
So Millington Spike,
Inspiring mad genius,
What a legacy!
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Helen Heery
Do I miss the 'yo'
when you text me 'u', do I?
Oh no, I miss YOU!
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Jeremy Vevers
Grasping the issue,
And a hanky was handy,
To blow a red nose.
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Margaret Wilde
Spike - a long-gone Goon -
He of inspired Goonery -
His like never seen before.And buffoonery...
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Adam Callan
If spike had known blair,
He'd pull away his arm chair,
Each time he sat down
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Paul Seymour
As Spike would have said
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"Put him in the curry mate"
Good bye Spike - God Bless
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Gordon Elcock
Spike Milligan - Goon
But not forgotten.
What are we going to do?
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Ning Nang You said you were ill but your mad eccentric skill Meant no-one believed you
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