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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) SPAIKUS Here are some Spaikus submitted by 91Èȱ¬ 7 listeners>
Prize winning entries are starred
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | ![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Doug Owen
Spike turns in his grave,
Is that the best you can do!
It's not even funny
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Paul Prebble![second prize](/staticarchive/df301a5388558021c195e9d267e28b237026f9d5.gif)
Terence Milligan
Or Spike to your admirers
You really were ill
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Bill Lynn![first prize](/staticarchive/8059f4026c2218b62b70fe3fea3c3cdefaf9fa61.gif)
When I was at School,
We hoped,when Milligan died,
They would repeat Q
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Paul Schofield
Henrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!
What is it Minn?
Spikes gone.
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Steve Martin
It was Milligan.
Who fought and thought they're all mad.
We've gorn mad again.
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Duncan Ross
Now he is worm food
Most will never remember
How bad Q9 was.
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Clive Lever![third prize](/staticarchive/adc05d4c385a6cedc62bb60f58cc4ea577df2e05.gif)
What's haiku, Henry?
A Short rhyme, you silly Min!
What's LowKu, Henry?
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Rob Priddy
Eccles is wiv me
Yee-hee 'cos they ded-ed him
And now we are free
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | John Lewis
Thanks, dear old Spike,
Goon but never forgotten:
I laughed till I cried.
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Judith Towler
From black depths he mined
Sparkling words, sharp, jagged thoughts
And raw compassion
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | John Clays
Goon for a laugh say
‘ellooo Eccles’ and in a
funny voice sing name
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Amos How
Writing praise for Spike
In seventeen syllables
Is far too diffic
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Bill Taylor
Spike has been deaded
Goon now, but not forgotten
I don't like this game!
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Bill Taylor
Haiku's inventor
Must have had seven fingers
On his middle hand
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Nick Smith![fourth prize](/staticarchive/ca35920efdb34f22e19ca21b7f783de24ead3126.gif)
Not so long ago
Nothing was all that funny
Thank you so much Spike.
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Ian Davies
O Spike, we'd all Q
Through goonish puckoonish night
For you - a spaiku!
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Glenn Prigmore
Spike would have liked
To be reincarnated as a pike
And bit a nun on the bum
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David Cope
Wallop on me nut!
Spike, you made me laugh so much,
I thought life was up.
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Mike Smith
Spike Milligan. Who?
Played trumpet, wrote books - oh, and
The Goons and Q, too.
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Paul Haysom
Spike spoke words of fun
It gave me pains in the tum
Now he's gone, no sun.
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![](/staticarchive/317496a096d6c86486a71d4521994bcd171a6bb3.gif) | Paul Prebble
Born Nineteen Eighteen
Trilogy in seven books
Died Two Thousand Two
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