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The Blue Death
8 Feb 2002
The Archers meets Dr Who in this epic from Tony Keen, a prolific
contributor to Fantasy Archers topic of the Archers message board:
"And are you going
to destroy me?" asked the Doctor, slowly standing up. "Of
course not," George said, breaking open the shotgun. Jo looked
confused. "I'm sorry," she said, "what's going on?"
"Jo, there are
some people on this planet of yours who have such stubborn
personalities that they are virtually impossible to hypnotize.
Mr Barford has such a stubborn personality. No offence, Mr
Barford." "None taken, Doctor." "I recognized this in Mr Barford,
but I was hoping the Master wouldn't." "I get it," said Jo.
"You got Mr Barford to go up to the Master, and pretend to
be hypnotized." "Exactly, Jo."
He turned back
to George. "So what have you found out?" "Not a lot, I'm afraid.
He's not one for talking much to hypnotized lackeys, and when
he does it's all boasting and obscure soliloquies. Still,
I do know that there's something on Lakey Hill that he's interested
in." "On," mused the Doctor, "or perhaps under." "Like the
Daemon ship at Devil's End." "Indeed Jo. We could be dealing
with something very old and very dangerous."
* * *
Clive Horrobin
got out of the car, handcuffed between his two warders. A
tall, important looking man in army uniform, with a neatly-trimmed
moustache, walked over. "Ah, you must be Mr Horrobin." "That's
right, sir," said one of the warders. "I'm Mackay, from Slade
Prison. If you'd just sign here to show that you've taken
custody of the prisoner." "Yes, of course," the army man said,
signing the warder's clipboard.
The other warder
unlocked Clive's handcuffs. "He's all yours now, sir," said
Mackay. "And you're welcome to him." Mackay and his companion
got back into the car, and drove off.
Clive rubbed his
wrists. "Right," the soldier said. "I'm Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart."
He held out his hand. Clive ignored it. "So, what am I doing
here?" "It happens that we have a need, one which you are
uniquely placed to satisfy. We need someone who has a detailed
knowledge of these tunnels. We think you hid in them when
you were on the run from the police." "I might have done.
What's in it for me?" "I'm sure we can look to a reduction
of your sentence, if you are seen to be co-operating." "Oh
right. Okay then."
Oh, this was going
to be so easy. He'd spent enough time in the old mines to
know them like the back of his hand. He'd soon slip the toy
soldiers, and then he'd be away. "Got a brew, mate?" he said.
The Brigadier looked at him hard. "Mr Horrobin, I don't recommend
that you cross me. You wouldn't like the consequences." He
walked off, leaving Clive wondering why he wasn't feeling
quite so cocky any more.
* * *
"I don't suppose
you could give me a lift back to the village, Mr Barford?
I really must get these samples analyzed." The Doctor, George
and Jo were heading out of the workshop, and walking across
the farmyard of Bridge Farm. Tony, and Pat had gone inside
the farm house, to comfort their distressed daughter. "While
you're doing that, Doctor, I could go and have a look at Lakey
Hill." "Oh no, Jo, don't do that. Whatever's there is far
too dangerous to be tackled until we know more about it, and
why the Master and the Nestenes are so keen to get their hands
on it." "You think they're both after it." "It's too much
of a coincidence otherwise."
* * *
Across the farmyard,
Siobhan Hathaway stood, unnoticed. The instruction came through.
"Destroy!" She raised her arm, and the fingers fell away at
the knuckle.
"Oi! Doctor! Look
out!" The Doctor looked up, to see a tall, rangy youth. He
instantly took in the direction the lad was pointing in, towards
a woman who looked just like any other country yuppy – except
that her hand had hinged open to reveal an electric weapon.
She was clearly an Auton replica.
"Watch out, man!" The Doctor pushed George Barford suddenly,
whilst throwing himself backwards at the same time, just
as the Auton fired.
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The charge struck
the wall of the workshop, just above the Doctor's head. Goerge
snapped the shotgun closed, swiftly took aim, and, with a
skill borne of decades of plucking pheasants out of the sky,
loosed both barrels off at the Auton. They struck 'her' dead
centre, the shot ripping her blouse to shreds. A human being
would have fallen over dead, but the Auton just looked down
at the damage, and then shot at George.
George ducked to
avoid the blast, and reloaded. He took careful aim, and fired
again. This time, instead of shooting at the centre of the
target, he shot at the Auton's hand. He scored a direct hit,
and had the satisfaction of seeing sparks and smoke come out
of the Auton's weapon.
"Good shot, Mr
Barford," said the Doctor. The Auton looked confused for a
moment, standing unmoving. "What's she doing?" asked Jo. "'It',
Jo, not 'she'. 'It' is waiting for new instructions." The
Auton turned and started moving towards its car. "Ah, there
we are. It's being withdrawn, because it can't hurt us anymore.
I think I need to follow it; it should lead me straight to
the Nestenes' base." "On Grange Farm?" "We'll have to see
about that."
The Doctor leapt
up, and sprinted for the MG Midget. "I'm just borrowing your
car, old chap," he said, as he shot past Tony Archer at the
window. "Thanks very much." "Now wait a minute –" began Tony.
But the Doctor had already leapt in the car, started it up,
and spun it out of the farmyard. "How did he do that?" said
Tony. "The keys are still on the kitchen table."
* * *
The Auton that
had stolen Siobhan Hathaway's form was steering the car down
country lanes with the shattered stump of its right hand.
Suddenly there was a cheery toot on a horn from behind. The
Auton looked into the mirror, and saw the Doctor, driving
Tony Archer's red MG Midget. It pressed on the accelerator.
* * *
The Doctor was
very impressed with the Midget. It had obviously been well
looked-after, and was highly responsive to the controls. Unfortunately,
he had got a bit carried away, and got too close to the Auton
ahead. This had caused the Auton to speed up, and the Doctor
was now having to put in some pretty fancy driving to keep
up. As the Auton's car came into the village, it lost control.
The car slewed to the right, and rolled over on its roof twice,
before ending up inverted in the duck pond.
The Doctor threw
the Midget to the left, and screeched to a halt. He got out
to see the Auton struggling through the water of the pond.
"Don't worry, Doctor, I'll sort this out." Joe Grundy held
up a large piece of electronic equipment, and untidy mass
of wires and circuits, with a small antenna on top. He pointed
it at the Auton, and switched it on. The Auton fell over,
as if it was a puppet that had its strings cut. "Mr Grundy!
I was going to let it get away! I was trying to follow it
to its control centre." "Oh. Ah. Sorry 'bout that. But I weren't
to know, were I?" "I suppose not," said the Doctor. "But it
puts us right back at square one."
* * *
Siobhan Hathaway
woke up. She was strapped to the kitchen table, and electrodes
were taped to her head. "What the –" she thought. "Hey!" she
shouted. "Hey, what's going on!" Her husband, Tim, came in
the room. "Tim, what on earth am I doing here? Did you tie
me up like this? I know our marriage has been hitting a difficult
spell, but you didn't need to go this far ..."
Tim looked at her.
"I'm sorry, Siobhan," he said in a flat, lifeless voice, "but
your usefulness is over." He raised his hand, and the fingers
dropped away.
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