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		Jim's Quiz by typewright "Written in the 14th century, this allegorical poem..."

		Pigs Might Fly by Anarchers "The Sopwith Porker lurched as the weight of its unusual ordinance hurtled in the direction of the toilet tent."

		Sometheeng to hide? by DebZ "Salieri, haf you been dreenkeeng?"

		Peggies Reunited by WalterLittlewood "Peggy Mitchell arrives in Ambridge, hair immaculate, with only a few scorch marks on her suitcase..."

		Allo LoLo! by Vicky S "I suppose it would be terribly unreasonable of us to expect the tenants to wear 18th Century under-gardener's clothing!"

		From Ambridge to Limerick - Part 10 by various "Poor old Tiger rang Lil from the clink, He said "I can't wait ter see yer I fink."

		Phantoms - Part One by farmingannie "...it felt as if an icy hand had gripped her stomach..."

		Death, Where Is Thy Sting? by typewright "Jill was with her bees again, carefully checking the new cells that were nurturing the next generation of queens ..."

		The Misdemeanours Book by various "Please will Volunteers kindly refrain from bringing personal items into the Community Shop ..."

		Saturday Night At El Toro by Minihohum "The old saloon on the Tex-Mex-Ambridge border known as El Toro was quiet round about siesta time."

		Pip's diary/Jude's Journal by typewright and Vicky S "Im sooooooooooooooo worried/Drove back this pm from brilliant few days ..."

		From Ambridge to Limerick - Part 9 by various "In a plan that is hard to believe Hellqueen has a yen to conceive"

		Life After Death by Sixties Relic "The last thing that Amanda saw as her car somersaulted across the motorway ..."

		Nine and a Half Months Later by Marmalade Drizzle "Come on one more big push. It will be so worth it - trust me! ..."

		Helen's Riposte by JustJennyDarling "Within this shrine she lay, this was her bed ..."

		Elegy for Phil (and Norman) by Lady Macbeth "Now Phil has gone and leaves an empty space ..."

		Jude's Journal: Not for Publication - yet. by Vicky S "91热爆 to watch Clarkson DVD on pleb box. That man is a god! ..."

		Pip's Diary. Secret DO NOT LOOK! by typewright "I hate Mum! She's so strict and she's got no right 2 cross-xamine me ..."

		Groweeng pains by DebZ "Salieri, tell me you doan, you doan ... You nod haf tattoo?"

		From Ambridge to Limerick - Part 8 by various "The prospect of Chalkie's ill-will Has given Matt Crawford the chill"

		A matter of honour by Anglo-Norman "Once the duellists were in position, they turned to face each other ..."

		The Door of the Lawson-Hopes by Vicarshusband "... she hears this sound. Tap, tap, tap it went, from inside the church ..."

		Life at the Laurels by Vicky S "It was no bad thing she felt, to enhance her often remarked-upon resemblance to the late Hattie Jacques ..."

		Vicky Unmasked by JustJanie "How easily Mike played into my hands ..."

		Postcards by Vicky S "This is the hotel. Our room marked with a big X. For X rated!!!!!!!! Very comfy bed!! We didn't manage to get down to breakfast this morning ..."

		Chalk Dust by Vicky S "She pushed her breathing into 'shuli', sleeping dragon mode, aware of the instantaneous increase of oxygen surging through her body ..."

		Silent Episode by Sixties Relic "Lambs frolicking on Lakey Hill. Baaing and frolicking noises ..."

		Poor old Tom by loveinamist "Tom Archer sighed as the text came through. He checked the screen and then threw the phone onto the table ..."

		Curd World by Vicky S "Helen ... hadn't felt like this since the night before they opened Ambridge Organics ..."

		Haf youselfs a merree leedle Chreesmass ... by DebZ "Why do I haf water chute een hod tub?"

		From Ambridge to Limerick - Part Seven by various "So Will has been put through the mangle, Of losing in love's great triangle ..."

		Jazzer's Jargon by scotty "Whit wid ye dae if wan o' ma lassies wuz hirplin'?"

		Many Happy Returns of the Day by Vicky S "It seemed funny to Ruairi that Granny Peggy could be having a birthday when he was having one as well."

		We is Family by Deb Z "You got off light," hissed Ron, "But then yous family, ain't you?"

		Dashed hopes ... by Deb Z "Come on, come on, where can he bee?" Constanza tapped her hoof impatiently"

		From Limerick to Ambridge - Part 6 by various Norfolk's so dreadfully flat, You would think you could not hide a cat, But all Grundys know Secret places to go - and be found again - after a spat.

		Matt discovers the truth by Misty Matt made his way to the bar to procure more ale for the lady, and thought that he may as well join her.

		A Monumental Dream by Vicky S "... you're the creative one here Mr Gormley, or can I call you Anthony ..."

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		Household Goods by Vicky S "... He breathed deeply until his heart stopped pounding ..."

		After Hours at Lower Loxley by Vicarshusband "... Nobody is irreplaceable. We should easily find someone ..."

		Brenda's room by Vicarshusband "... how DARE you set foot in my room. Get out, Roy! ..."

		Driving Lessons by Vicarshusband "... she reflected on how things were turning out. So Will wasn't quite what she'd expected ..."

		Just Visiting by Vicky S "It was important to teach them right from wrong ..."

		It's Quarter to Three by Piers Plowman "I'm still attractive, aren't I. You find me attractive, don't you ..."

		The Verdict by Vicarshusband An unsettling tale inspired by Taylor's rape trial

		Chreesmas ees comeeng ... by DebZ "... Good Grief! Chreesmas cards alreadee! ..."

		It's Quarter to Three by Piers Plowman "I'm still attractive, aren't I. You find me attractive, don't you ..."

		The Verdict by Vicarshusband An unsettling tale inspired by Taylor's rape trial

		Chreesmas ees comeeng ... by DebZ "... Good Grief! Chreesmas cards alreadee! ..."

		Eensuld an' eenjury by DebZ ""He say," Wolfgang paused, apparently un-llama'd, "He say Leenda look like me!"

		Siobhan's Revenge by loveinamist "Brian, dry eyed until now, had tears running down his face... "

		From Ambridge to Limerick - Part Two by various "Now David has found a new lassie Who he thinks is really quite sassy The love of his life Is no longer his wife But a Massey with '64 chassis ... "

		From Ambridge to Limerick - Part Four by various "That Nigel's become a wine-swigger It's fired him with new vim and vigour When not even drunk He's taken a chunk From his mansion - so lock up your digger ... "

		Lily's News by Vicky S "me and Freddie stayed at home mummy said for god's sake don't those teachers get enough time off ... "

		From Ambridge to Eternity by inguanoveritas "... he imagined the infinite generations of nameless ancestors who had surveyed the same scene from the same place ..."

		Brian's alternative view By lantana2 "I remember how she was when she found out about you and me four years ago. How can I ever ask her to raise your child ..."

		Eensuld an' eenjury by DebZ ""He say," Wolfgang paused, apparently un-llama'd, "He say Leenda look like me!"

		Bess birthday efer by DebZ "Thad's right - you go haf rummage through Leenda's drawers!" sniggered Constanza ..."

		The Legacy by Vicky S "... o"To Will," Will read , "From Aunty Hilda with love. Will, PLEASE open and read this letter." He started to open the envelope but a gasp from Nic stopped him. ..."

		Sophie's Choices by Vicky S "... old people always enjoyed talking about traffic. Would traffic be better under current conversation though? A tricky one. She put a question mark next to traffic ..."

		The Tragedy of King Brian by Piers Plowman "King Brian the Old, a great has-been, Dozed peacefully beside his lady queen, Whose children bickered o'er who'd come to own, The kingdom, once Brian toppled from the throne."

		The Ambridge Alternative by Mandy Lifeboats "Come in" said Clive. "I've made a cup of tea for you and I cleaned up while I was waiting."
		Mousie's Tale By Vicky S "Mousie didn't like thinking about Daddie. Daddie always held him too hard ..."

		Fallout by Anglo-Norman "Not another reactor!" he cried. "... I tell you, Alistair, I've had it up to here with these blasted nuclear cows!"

		Freda's Story by Misty Pond "...He wouldn't have suffered, she mused, sipping her tea, after the number of diazepam she'd dissolved into his cocoa ..."

		Nigel's Notebook by Deborah Z This enjoyable fantasy starts in a rather Wodehousian mode but ends in a territory altogether more mythical ...
		The Changeling by Aileen "Emma had to know for sure. She had been lying awake trying to remember the baby's face ..."

		TB or not TB... by Cate O'Gorighal "He pictured his brother-in-law donning the white overalls and loading his culling rifle ..."

		Emma in Wonderland by Ivana Goodtime "he could barely tear his eyes away from her clinging white blouse, tourniquet-tight skirt and ..."

		Ross's Blog by typewright "... Well, all I can say is, Ooh, vicar, don't get your knickers in a twist. ..."

		The End of an Era by inguanoveritas "... the people of Ambridge left the churchyard to the gravediggers and the rooks ..."

		Ged me to thee temple on time by DebZ "... I glad you feel thees way," he said, "Deed I menc铆on I converdeeng to Buddhism? ..."

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