Ken and Sammy
Sometimes you get stories which are beyond satire. First there's Sammy and the £40 fine. Until I heard his explanation this morning, I assumed the Environment Minister was just an MOT sceptic - someone who believes that as long as your vehicle appears to be working fine on a day to day basis it's a waste of time paying too much attention to what might or might not occur in the future. But no, alas, he was taking the bike to the garage.
Then there's Ken and the tale of two (or is it three) Newcastles. For those who believe the British Irish Inter Parliamentary Body (soon to become Assembly) is a pointless talking shop, we now know that it at least provides a useful reminder in geography to those of our peers suffering "senior moments".
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