Crap Surfers
Mark Butterfield says he has "an unfailing ability to be the worst surfer in the sea at any given time or place".
He belongs to , an organisation dedicated to the UK鈥檚 poorest paddlers and most tragic sandeaters.
A few weeks ago, a team of extremely rubbish surfers came together for the first ever world crap surfer championship at Praa Sands near Penzance.