Your Letters
I suppose if there are going to be sea creatures with detachable penises it's only fair that one of them has a nominatively determinist name like periwinkle.
Vicky S, East London
To Benedict Milne, how can you forget Sir Benedict Ainslie? Knighted this year for winning five medals in consecutive Olympics, four of them gold. Your parents were right - Sir Benedict does have a nice ring to it.
Jo, London
I'm disappointed that 91Èȱ¬ Food has been dragged into the current food scandal with this.
Steve, Aberdeen
Am I the only person who thinks that the Met Office Yellow Snow Warnings should start Do Not Eat?
Ralph, Cumbria