Your Letters
"Dogs understand human perspective" - wow, one up to them because I still don't understand the position of my Yorkshire Terrier on the banking crisis.
Mark, Reading, UK
What's the difference between Song of the Year and Record of the Year (or, alternatively, between Record of the Year and Album of the Year)?
Basil Long, Nottingham
At first glance at this story, I thought the Pope had announced his resignation via text message. I couldn't work out who he sent it to though.
HB, Birmingham
From my local Cornish news: "Porthtowan's growing sand dunes concern locals", Jack O'Shea from the Porthtowan Dunes Group said: "We have a very low beach in the valley,..". How low compared to other beaches? I'll get me bucket and spade.
Graham, Hayle, Cornwall
With all the recent global sporting scandals going on I was wondering why I haven't read about Dopegate, Drug-gate or even Fixing-gate....
Neil, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Re this story: I suspect there could be problems with finding Arran or Islay in your food, too. I'll stick to my diet of Rhum and Eigg.
Colin Edwards, Exeter, UK
Okay, hands up who else read (a href="/news/world-21393307">'Bayeux tapestry panel nears completion' and feared that 'Monkey Jesus fresco woman' had got her needle and thread out?
Christian Cook, Street, UK