91Èȱ¬

To all the people questioning how there can be a drought with all this rain coming down, stop a moment and spare a thought for the men and women of our wonderful water companies who are out in this weather trying to catch raindrops in a pipette to squirt into their collection thimbles. It's a very tricky job and we should all be grateful that there's any water in our taps at all.
Christian Cook, Street, Somerset

So this is what we could call petty crime, then?
Johan van Slooten, Urk, The Netherlands

How can we be sure it is only water?
Henri, Sidcup

Er, me Henri (Tuesday's letters). I only had children so someone would eat the strawberry creams and I'm pretty sure the main reason my parents had my childhood dog (Raggs RIP) was to eat the coconut ones.
Sarah Conner, Birmingham, UK

Can't they just dig a hole and bury them?
Stuart, Auckland NZ

This article is, as I write this, linked from the 91Èȱ¬ News front page as "Di Matteo eyes two 'perfect' legs". This driving me crazy. It's either total genius or the worst piece of hackneyed sub-editing I've seen in a long time and I can't work out which.
David Richerby, Liverpool, UK

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