Your Letters
I tried. I really tried to get through the faecal matter transplant article. But as soon as I got to the phrase "up the patient's nose", I just couldn't take any more.
Michael Hall, Croydon, UK
"Britain Inc"? I'm sorry, so Britain is an American entity now is it? I think you mean Britain Plc/Ltd. Inc is American. Do you even engage brain before you Americanise everything now 91Èȱ¬?
Anna, UK
It can't just be me who was expecting slightly more racy pictures.
Sarah, Basel, Switzerland
I'll take your six double-yolkers and raise it - to twelve. Yes, I recently had a box of 12 double-yolkers. You can imagine the screams of joy in my house once the 12th had been discovered!
Paul, Isle of Man
Nicola (Friday's Letters), we all know how to solve this one... in the words of Harry Hill: "FIGHT!!!"
Ross, London
Fellow Monitorites, I've realised that true kudos comes not just with having a letter published, but in having someone to respond to one of mine! Mulled wine to celebrate, anyone?
Fee Lock, Hastings, East Sussex