Your Letters
13:21 UK time, Wednesday, 12 October 2011
I feel almost fully prepared for the likely occasion when I find an oil-covered penguin off the coast of Skegness. I now know how to clean it and help it find its way back home before releasing it into the wild and safely firing off a gun into the air to celebrate this achievement. Thank you.
Ross, London
If it takes this lady two and a half hours to get ready in the morning then surely the article shouldn't be about her commuting woes, but rather her dressing issues?
Catherine, Angel, London
Re: Is the alcohol message all wrong? Too much of anything can cause bad behaviour, even chocolate. Moral of the story is a little bit of what you fancy does you good.
Wendy Crossley
I'm glad 91Èȱ¬'s covering Moneyball as it was a good film (and like most sports films not really about the sport). I am curious, however - "American football" makes perfect sense (distinguishing it from football/soccer), but why does the 91Èȱ¬ always refer to baseball as "American baseball"? Is there some other baseball I haven't heard of? Is the world in doubt about where it originated?
Nadja, Virginia, USA
Please consider for the caption competition. Thank you
Michael Drost, Netherlands
Dear Magazine Monitor, did I ever tell you just how much I love you? Love and hugs and lots of kisses (mwwwwah!)
Henri, Sidcup
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