Your Letters
Does anyone else think that a double dip recession actually sounds quite nice? Sure, it's a recession, but at least we get extra chocolate sprinkles.
Ian, Redditch
Luisa (Letters, Monday), je suis un veille homme. J'ai pas un GCSE Francais, mais un GCE 0 level. Google Translate, qu'est-ce que c'est ? (I had to look that last bit up... I'm really on the edge here).
Graham, Purmerend, NL
Re: Cycle Helmets: Dr Walker "also decided to don a long, flowing wig to disguise himself as a female and found that drivers left him more space when passing". I'm not surprised. I'd give him a wide berth too. I've seen Psycho.
Jared, Tenby
I can't decide if Cannabis may relieve chronic pain is a naive choice of words or a knowing joke. Anyone care to weed out the truth? I reckon they made a hash of it.
Jinja, Edinburgh
Methinks that Mark Taylor (Letters, Monday), needs a new telly if he can't tell the difference between the old Stig - who sadly perished when he was fired off an aircraft carrier wearing his trademark black catsuit - and the current Stig in his white catsuit.
Alan Addison, Glasgow, UK
Probably, James O, Oxford (Letters, Monday).
Stig (long outed, consequently retired, and thus bored witless), London, UK