Your Letters
16:05 UK time, Wednesday, 21 July 2010
Had to read the story about police seizing posters of a penis with a yellow bow on it which had been put up all over a Sussex town: this quote from a police spokesman has to be the best of the year so far! "However, from what we've seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified." I'm still giggling.
Hemlok, Lincoln, UK
OK, I know there's a joke in Vibration packs aim to replace batteries for gadgets somewhere, but if I found it I doubt it'd be something you could publish...
Sue, London
Who actually has the time to help build the Big Society? Perhaps the MP's who lost their seats at the last election? Obviously they will now be unemployed (and unemployable). Oh, sorry forgot, they are now 'consultants' to numerous enterprises or alternatively in the House of Lords.
Steve Wheat
"RMC 136a (more often nicknamed R136)": R136? Those wild and crazy astronomers...
S, London
I thought that the SEO-optimisation push would be the death of the all-noun headline with all these newfangled of's and in's cluttering up the place. But today marks a triumphant return to form with "Cameroon farmers doubt elephant chilli ball idea". Seven nouns in a row! (Yes I realise "doubt" is being used as a verb; don't spoil my fun.)
Paul Taylor, Manchester, UK
Well, that's comforting. I thought that my difficulty in reading certain things was more a question of failing eyesight due to age. I now stand corrected: it's the font!
Dorian Williams, Salerno(ish), Italy
Re typefaces. I'm glad the Magazine page hasn't changed. It's a little bit of Verdana familiarity in a strange new Arial world.
Luisa, Frome
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