Monday's Quote of the Day
"A torn man boob" - a cardiologist explains to comedian Frankie Boyle his chest pains aren't a heart attack after all
Boyle was missed his last Mock the Week episode because he was rushed to hospital with pains in his chest. It turned out Boyle was suffering muscle problems after a few too many unaccustomed push-ups. "After watching [the film] Bronson, I thought I'd get into prison shape."
More details (Jonathan Ross show, iPlayer)