Tuesday's Quote of the Day
"There were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain Americas were asked to go outside for a possible identification" - Police report on doctor in fancy dress - with a burrito stuffed in his tights - arrested for groping a woman.
The Florida doctor - arrested during a bar crawl with other members of the medical profession in April - has been spared jail on reduced charges. Police originally charged him with attempting to destroy evidence after he allegedly tried to flush marijuana down the station toilet. But when he appeared in court, it was on a misdemeanour charge of resisting arrest. The fate of the offending burrito is unknown.