Tuesday's Quote of The Day
"I have never been jostled by a dragon before. I gave it a shove, then got on my way." - Norman Tebbit on his Chinese New Year experience.
Tory grandee Norman Tebbit must've forgotten to look at his diary. He didn't realise that the revelry near his new home in Bury St Edmunds was all part of the Chinese New Year celebrations. When he went to investigate the noise he ended up right in the thick of the parade.