Friday's Quote of the Day
"She didn't actually grab it" - David Beckham's spokesman, after an Italian TV presenter tried to feel his crotch on air.
Elena Di Cioccio, star of a satirical show, tried to cop a feel of the midfielder's trouser area during an interview session in Milan, where he is currently on loan. No accidental hand ball, this, but a "test" of how Beckham measures up to his Armani underwear adverts, she says. Hence the yellow rubber gloves she donned for the occasion.