Your Letters
Aside from being a , it turns out Ms Masters is also a poet and didn't know it.
Ben Merritt, Sheffield, England
The date on the freshly minted coin () seems a little off.
Neil, Canada
Oh... for shame on those of us who thought "the thought" upon reading . We should have known that his thetons or whatever they are would have saved him.
Jaye, Rutland, England
A German employee of a German bank in Germany has been found guilty in a German court of transferring money from rich German customers to poor German customers. She has been "". By whom, exactly?
Bob Peters, Leeds, UK
Re : "To date he has lost 0.65kg and it is hoped he will reach 8.8kg by January." That's some hope given his progress to date...
Dr Toes, carharrack
I'm sorry, but Paper Monitor's science teacher will be disappointed. That's not osmosis, it's just diffusion.
Alexander Lewis Jones, Nottingham, UK
Didn't Osmosis split earlier in the year? Something to do with Neil and Leon not getting on?
Nik Edwards, Aylesbury
5th form? Monitor, you're showing your age!
Christopher Eio (from )
How does that work?
Basil Long (who was born when "Grandma" was number one), Nottingham