Wednesday's Quote of the Day
"I was only heading to the toilet and found God... mind you, you need a little divine intervention to get out of here sometimes" - Ikea shopper who spotted a bearded face on the door to the gents' loo.
During a comfort stop at the Glasgow branch of the flat-pack 'n' meatballs emporium, a customer noticed a distinctive pattern in the wooden door - a face with long hair and a flowing beard. He, and others, reckon it's an image of Jesus. His wife says Gandalf. An Ikea spokeswoman says it's Swedish pop legend Benny "Abba" Anderson.