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Re The Sun dumping New Labour (Paper Monitor). The support of Keeley (or Miss Hazell) from Bromley shouldn't come as a surprise - back in 2006, she was hailed as an "environmental hero" by the Conservative party for her energy-saving campaign in The Sun. To not return the compliment would surely have been rude...
Patrick Brennan, Harpenden
"Balls - discipline for parents" might have been a much more eye-catching headline than . Some might even suggest it's much needed too.
Lee Pike, Auckland, New Zealand
So, the Wisconsin Tourist Federation has renamed itself the TFW (Quote of the Day). Isn't that going to upset dyslexics in the same way as French Connection UK?
Rob Falconer, Llandough, Wales
I saw a van for the Original Marble & Granite company in Barnsley. The combination of OMG and a festive typeface made me lol.
Ellie, via our
There was a story that the original name proposed for the Admiralty Surface Weapons Establishment near Portsmouth was the "Admiralty Radar and Signals Establishment". It was only when the signs were painted that what should have been obvious was spelled out.
Ian, Herefordshire, UK
I do agree with Sue (Tuesday letters). I find I am not offended by mags (Magazine Monitor is a favourite) or toys (my Playstation, for example), nor by sex, which I gather is a fairly common activity. "Video's", on the other hand, is clearly an outrage.
Sarah, Oxon
Sue must be liberal. If she was really into anal, she'd know it was an apostrophe, not an inverted comma. Er. Really anal, I mean. No "into".
David Richerby, Leeds, UK
- hmm, seems I'm not the only one choosing my words badly...
Sue, London
Tom Hartland (Tuesday letters), the loss on Freeview is worse than you think. You gain 5 but lose (3+4). So 5-7 is a difference of 2 not one.
Trev, Poole, Dorset
I like the letter M too, Martin (Tuesday letters). It's a nice shade of red.
Kat Gregg, Coventry
M - are you sure, Martin? P is a much more interesting letter, on its own it has a certain abruptness that tails off, but coupled with other letters it is much more sneaky. For example masquerading as an F when in bed with H, or hiding itself in plain sight like in "psychosis".
Edd, Cardiff