Tuesday's Quote of the Day
"Super-balanced make-up. All over again, like painting a wall" - Instructions, left in a cab, on how to apply Gordon Brown's make-up.
To go on television, even the most manly and least metrosexual of men needs a bit of powder and a dab of concealer to take the shine off under all those lights. But one wants to look natural, and this takes time and effort. And to get it right, time and again, with different make-up artists, perhaps one's aides might carry a set of instructions... detailed instructions.