Tuesday's Quote of the Day
"My mentality has a touch of the professional killer - I'm like a mercenary hired to kill" - Designer Karl Lagerfeld strikes fear into fashionista hearts.
The Chanel guru clearly doesn't watch too many Chuck Norris films or he'd see he has a problem with his frame of reference. Having said that, Lagerfeld does have a ponytail, like Steven Seagal, and wears sunglasses indoors.