Thursday's Quote of the Day
"Knocker or bell?" - Nick Clegg, flummoxed by the door to 10 Downing St.
The prime minister's residence and place of work sports both, but etiquette holds that one must not use either in order to gain admittance. This must have slipped the Lib Dem leader's mind when he pitched up to deliver a petition for citizenship rights for retired Gurkhas, and asked a policeman how best to attract the occupants' attention.