Monday's Quote of the Day
"Vodka, braed, eggs, fat, vodka" - shopping list found abandoned in a supermarket basket.
Clearly, the government's healthy eating message has yet to reach everyone. A random two-sentence communication at the foot of the Telegraph's letters page details an abandoned five-item shopping list discovered by chance, in which vodka features both as the aperitif and the chaser. "It was written in a very shaky hand," concludes Mr Laverick of London, WC2.