Thursday's Quote of the Day
"Something's wrong with my girlfriend" - Call to police by man whose girlfriend was stuck on a loo for two years.
Bit of an odd one, this. The woman, who has not been named, had become attached to the seat seemingly by her skin growing round it, reported police in Kansas. Her boyfriend, who eventually contacted the authorities, said that he'd bring her food and water every day and ask her whether she was coming out, to which she would replied "Maybe tomorrow".