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I love the statue of Jesus playing football in the . I don't think he'd be too good at heading, though, in that crown of thorns. And everybody knows Jesus normally plays in goalkeeper; the posters saying "Jesus Saves" are testament to this.
Steve Wehrle, Southampton

I wonder if John Marsh (Wednesday letters) was inspired to his misunderstanding by the sign on the George Washington Parkway leaving Washington DC, which marks the . I chuckle every time I see it.
Michael, Rockville, MD, US

Morrissey: Can anyone see why a non-English person would feel aggrieved by the above quote?
Simon, Edinburgh

Of course the middle-classes get better health care (Wednesday letters). That's why they're "well-healed".
Hamish McGlobbie, Leeds

Re Wednesday's Quote of the Day, in this more circumspect, identity-theft and spam aware times, I only ever answer the phone "Hello", expecting the caller to identify him or herself first.
Alexander Lewis Jones, Nottingham

Paper Monitor, I think a Himmelfarb should be someone who engages in blue-skies thinking (from the German, Himmel = heaven, Farbe = colour). So a mute inglorious specimen would be someone who engages in disgraceful blue-skies thinking but keeps quiet about it. Which no doubt describes many political advisors.
Andrew Jones, London

Only the Daily Star and Financial Times were delivered to Monitor Towers? Jordan and Peter Andre must have got yours instead.
Stoo, Lancashire

First we had the "little missed Caption Competition" and now the "little-lamented Punorama" - is Paper Monitor trying to tell us something? The return of the LBQ perhaps?
Simon Rooke, Nottingham
The Monitor: Perhaps only in your fevered dreams.

Why is everyone who writes a letter then getting their coat?
Sara, Camden, London

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