Your Letters
Re the random stat: Surely all parents would to get their child in to school? "Don't worry, darling, I'm sure you'll have fun with double maths today..."
Edward Green, London, UK
Clegg and Huhne have almost identical politics (Paper Monitor)? And they happen to have ended up in the same political party?! Well, things just will not stop astounding me today.
Basil Long, Newark Notts
You Poader doesn't have the same ring to it as the obvious though.
Chris A, Houston, Texas
So we've finally mastered the art of . When will someone finally breed an elephant the size of a Jack Russell terrier and make the best pet ever?
Keith, Loughborough
My nomination for the day's most disappointing deadline is . There's me thinking we were gonna have a leetle French government clad in track suits and baseball hats.
Hazel Love, Brighton, UK
If the number of has fallen by 5000, surely it is still 1.65m?
Anon, Salisbury
Re - what about warm-up exercises for your warm-up exercises? Might that help?
Nick Jones, Dorking
So that's what happens to our old ? I often wondered. Kate Bush is now Head of Art at the Barbican, Martin Kemp is a Professor at Oxford... what next? Boy George as President of the Royal Academy?
Rob, London UK