Your Letters
Re: . You're joking right? Have I slept through March and it's April 1st? I can fly to London from Glasgow - do my job and fly back before the coach has got south of Birmingham. No chance.
James, Glasgow
Surely brother is just selling a piece of paper that was faxed to Kylie. Kylie received the actual facsimile.
R J Tysoe, london, UK
? Does this mean he's going to help the Tories win the next election?
Dylan, Reading, UK
Re: . Wouldn't it be easier to fly by plane like everybody else?
Graeme, Dundee, Scotland
To Paul, London.
I've had the same problem reading headlines about Jordan - do they mean the country or do they mean Mrs Peter Andre?
Andrea, Cheshire
Re: When new is old, the New Forest dates from 1079. The New Testament dates from between 45 - 140 AD.
Christina, Bath
Re: Ten things we didn't know last week. I'm not surprised you didn't know the tentacles of the giant squid make calamari rings the size of tractor tyres: squid rings are made from the body, not the tentacles. So we're no clearer this week either.
Jel, Swansea
Re: Ten things we didn't know last week. Wrong again. That's nine little darlings and one sinister hoodie.
Ally, Edinburgh