An apology
The Monitor's old adversary Technical Gremlins has surfaced again in recent days, gnashing its teeth with gleeful provocation.
This explains the considerable delays in publishing Monitor updates. It also has been causing headaches beyond Magazine Towers, with many users e-mailing to complain about problems experienced when sending entries to the caption competition and such like.
The Monitor apologies to those concerned, but refuses to be intimidated by the cowardly behaviour exhibited by its resurgent foe and is actively seeking a solution. In the meantime, where are those man-size paracetamols?