Your Letters
Just like to say a quick "Hi," sorry, I mean "Good Morning Everyone," to all the other teachers who are free to join in the fun and frivolity of Magazine Monitor this half-term week. Can we have priority in the letter publication race please?
Vicky, East London
The latest fad rolled out by the statisticians - the (or just England sometimes) on any subject - is starting to become somewhat annoying. Could we have a multicoloured map of the UK showing the proportion of people annoyed by multicoloured maps of the UK, please?
Basil Long, Newark Notts
So we should eat walnuts, strawberries and oats. Great, I can now change to muesli. The porridge was getting a bit heavy for a warm spring morning.
Alistair, Argentina
So sales of walnuts have increased 80% since they were reported to be beneficial in preventing heart disease? Is that perhaps also partly related to the fact that they are now just being harvested (at least locally grown ones)?
Ed, Clacton, UK
Regarding the MM note about the use of Pc, was just trying to think of a sentence where by Police constable and personal computer could actually be confused and I have to say I've struggled. My best attempt would be: "Plain clothes political correctness police constables seize 10 personal computers"
Bob, Chester
I can't help thinking that Her Majesty could have picked a better day to announce that at night for the rest of her reign than the same day that a survey is published showing .
Adam, London, UK