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I think C&P should go to a cop convention in Hawaii (they finally get lie'ed in public) where they meet up with various forces from around the world and they wind up solving the whodunnit of the stolen tiki or somesuch.

OK so Cockett and Pullett are sent to a little backwater called Eng-ger-land to team up with dyed-in-the-wool lardy northern copper to crack the case of the mysterious demise of former premiership top dogs Leeds Utd. The club now being run by a vicious former radio producer and her evil welsh sidekick (fall-out-boyo) has been in inexplicable freefall for a number of years. After receiving a mysterious tip off they meet a stunning glamour puss (love you Carrie) in a dingy karaoke bar in Congleton who reveals the secret property deal which will see Elland Raod bulldozed if Leeds slip into the League One (this actually almost happened to Donny Rovers a few years ago - Fact). The ground will be replaced with by a fully equipped training facility for local radio DJ's. Clearly this cannot be allowed to happen and the only way of saving the club and exposing the megalomaniac 'Radio Rachel' is by ensuring Leeds win the last game of the season by 10 goals. The team is naturally on its knees so Cockett, Pullet and Lardy have to don the shirt and take the field to play for the club. After a shocking start, which sees Lardy, who is in goal, too busy trying to nick a pie from a spectator to stop the opposition taking a one nil lead, Cockett and Pullett resort to American football tactics (which have surely never been seen at Ellen Road before) to turn the game around, and win the game 11-1. Radio Rachel and fall-out-boyo are arrested and sent to chocky. Last scene is of C&P driving back to the airport only to be flashed by the stunning glamour puss they met only a few nights before. End! BAFTA – in the bag!

Here's the pitch:

The lardy sarge is always flexing his muscles and bullying the team down at the precinct, especially the dynamic loose cannons, C&P, but when a karaoke DJ kidnaps a famous blonde/brunette sports presenter, the team must work together as never before, scouring the seedy karaoke joints downtown for guest star witnesses. A shocking denouement looms large as a large loom falls on the lardy sarge and he's hospitalised in a northern infirmary, leaving C&P to run the show alone. Ratings soar and so does the body count. Are the two connected? Will they save the girl? And who is the Welsh deep throat in the shadows?

Hi dom, looks like you've just "stepped out of the salon" - sponsered by vidal sassoon again - regarding teething - i recommend wine - if you and mrs dom drink a medicinal dose of approx 2 bottles you will sleep so well the teething nightmare will be sorted!!
failing that .... move house!

The fabulous Dominque Byrnes......it must be hard being so creative and good looking at the same time, loving your work....your 1 liners crack me up every morning.... I look like a right moomin laughing to myself as I drive my car, thanks for that :) bluesocks

Good idea Dom.

Your hair looks nice today.

Good idea Dom.

Your hair looks nice today.

Thats a brilliant idea. If that fails why not make a animated show, like the little Chris Moyles show.
If it looks as good as it sounds then I'm sure you'll be able to get it on the telly, even as a plug for the radio show!

Great Blog.

Never mind THAT,it's about blurry time the team ventured up Newcastle way for a Karaoke night!!!! We Geordies allllllways miss out!! :o(
Love ya Dommie..!
Louise
xxxxx

the little grey men... check em out

Re: plot: I think there should be a mole in the precinct (not the subterranean kind.) Classic cop-show material - full of paranoia and suspense.

That would be hilarious!

I think its a briliant idea.Maybe chris could be WAYNE MUDDLECHIPS as a northern detective sent over from england as a guest apperance.

fantasic idea.get everybody to dress up as women, including chris.

Yeah kinda like MLS meets Al Westwood the narrator, I've envisaged it being filmed at slant angles, specially the scenes where they're knockin on peoples doors flashing their name badges.

Yep wigs and stuff too with maybe a starsky and hutch influence going on. It will work really well if you get it shot stylishly, trust me you're onto a winner here, get some funding from 91Èȱ¬ TV!

Dom I think you are very funny and your humour reminds me of Ricky Gervais. (dont worry, you dont look like him). Will you marry me?

Dom I think you are very funny and your humour reminds me of Ricky Gervais. (dont worry, you dont look like him). Will you marry me?